Jeffrey Cattel
Posts by Jeffrey Cattel
- 2/16/12 - Sex survey results: Keg dance floor make outs uncommon, but you’ll hook up with a 30 year old
- 2/13/12 - Readers suggest Northwestern bring Obama, Chet Haze to campus
- 1/27/12 - Readers want to drink with Fat Albert, Deandre Cole
- 11/22/11 - @nrthwesterngrl tries to secure a job, @daddynorbucks realizes he’s the campus slut
- 11/16/11 - Add a pop of color to an otherwise neutral color palette
- 11/10/11 - Students tweet about actually reading, running away from Bible pushers
- 11/8/11 - Add some betchy boldness to your wardrobe
- 11/2/11 - @NrthwesternGrl talks brown sugar, @CHETHAZE woos older women
- 10/12/11 - Chet Haze releases music video, embraces ‘pop rap’
- 5/27/11 - Comm senior kicks hangovers with bananas, wants to room with Batman
- 5/27/11 - NUDM announces childhood cancer foundation as next year’s primary beneficiary
- 5/26/11 - Building the Black House
- 5/12/11 - “RUSH” packs college stereotypes into two-minute trailer
- 5/11/11 - With new contract, Fitz’s salary places him in the middle of the pack among Big Ten coaches
- 5/5/11 - Some ideas about how to spend the senior class gift money
- 5/4/11 - ASG to launch CTEC-like off-campus housing ratings next year
- 4/20/11 - What are the chances you’ll get caught celebrating on 4/20?
- 4/15/11 - Hip-hop duo Clipse to perform at annual FMO Spring Show
- 4/13/11 - What’s the likelihood that you’ll vote today?
- 4/13/11 - Chet Haze back in action with a new video
- 4/11/11 - Austin and Ash love Chick-fil-A, hate rats, try to ‘make it matter’
- 4/6/11 - Lost in digitization
- 4/1/11 - A&O announces Girl Talk to headline annual Spring Ball
- 3/29/11 - College hookup site expands to NU
- 3/3/11 - Tisdahl discusses “non-existent brothel law,” town-gown relations at ASG meeting
- 3/2/11 - Manti tells us why we need an outsider to lead ASG
- 3/1/11 - Is it OK to be Facebook friends with your professors? Intel investigates.
- 2/28/11 - Drunk-enomics: a drink-by-drink comparison of local establishments
- 2/23/11 - Wildcat Welcome Board makes creeping on incoming freshman more difficult
- 2/23/11 - A&O brings College Humor Live as second winter speaker
- 2/22/11 - Harvard names Shakira Artist of the Year
- 2/17/11 - RTVF junior is turned on by runner’s legs, as long as they’re not too chunky
- 2/15/11 - The man behind @KegofEvanston
- 2/9/11 - Video shows GW’s president knows how to bust a move
- 2/8/11 - Shock jock Howard Stern rips on Chet Haze
- 2/8/11 - Columbia news site publishes fake story, but many aren’t in on the joke
- 2/3/11 - Where oh where did our social network go?
- 2/1/11 - Few students attend last night’s city council meeting
- 2/1/11 - Rental housing stock in Evanston continues to decrease
- 1/28/11 - NU celebrates 160th anniversary of university’s founding
- 1/25/11 - Students told to “think outside the box” with off-campus housing options
- 1/24/11 - NU names new VP of Student Affairs
- 1/24/11 - “Drunkorexia” gives new, potent meaning to liquid diet
- 1/21/11 - Mo Greene and Chet Haze to discuss riff over “White and Purple”
- 1/21/11 - Posts from the Evanston police blotter that won’t keep you up at night
- 1/20/11 - University of Colorado students launch Facebook-like concierge service
- 1/18/11 - Starbucks aides your caffeine addiction with new supersized cup
- 1/18/11 - Five Aziz Ansari clips you have to see
- 1/14/11 - No need to freak out, your zodiac sign didn’t change
- 1/12/11 - With the cost of NU dining plans, you’ll need to save room for seconds
- 1/11/11 - NU attracts record number of freshman applicants, again
- 1/11/11 - Basketball coach signs “multi-year” contract extension
- 1/7/11 - NU football a bargain compared to other schools
- 1/6/11 - Morty snaps fingers, gets ice rink. What else can Daddy M buy us?
- 1/6/11 - Orange stickers placed on houses at Univ. of Rhode Island with loud parties
- 1/4/11 - The Royal Instigator
- 5/26/10 - The real reason the Deuce Caboose stopped running
- 5/24/10 - What do you think about Guster?
- 5/24/10 - The Daily’s analysis of the Living Wage Campaign
- 5/17/10 - Obama’s message for the class of 2010
- 5/17/10 - Schapiro weighs in on whether college is worth it
- 5/10/10 - SHIFT sparks controversy after chalking Muhammad
- 5/10/10 - Straight outta Hogwarts, Watson adjusts to college life
- 5/5/10 - A run-in with wildlife on the lakefill
- 5/3/10 - NU community-building trip planned at Six Flags
- 4/29/10 - Maxine Christine’s second act (hint: you can’t find it in Playboy)
- 4/26/10 - Schapiro announces plans for a south campus Lisa’s
- 4/19/10 - Did one “hawt” mess live up to its billing?
- 4/19/10 - The deeper meaning in “Tik Tok”
- 4/13/10 - UF students use drunk texts to evaluate party schools
- 4/12/10 - Class in Evanston, T.A. in—China?
- 4/5/10 - NU admissions become even more selective
- 4/5/10 - Housing pilot program provides way to shack up with your significant other
- 3/29/10 - Alderman fears rooftop partying in new freshman quad
- 3/1/10 - NBN equates UChicago with troll or child
- 2/24/10 - Behind the music: Junior pours “Soul” into WNUR
- 2/22/10 - Average NU student won’t have as much debt as most college kids
- 2/22/10 - Half a world away, Hoyas still irritate
- 2/15/10 - Evanston officials pregame at the Schapiros’ place
- 2/9/10 - Questionable comedy at Kafein’s Monday night open mic
- 2/8/10 - “Fat ass” be warned—more 30 Rock to come
- 2/8/10 - Do guys control NU’s dating scene?
- 2/1/10 - Evanston wants to cut the fire department budget
- 1/28/10 - Cat colony living in north Evanston getting euthanized
- 1/25/10 - Students raise money at KOE, Evanston wastes it on plank-walking man
- 1/20/10 - Evanston v. the Great Room: 20 Good Minutes at last night’s zoning meeting
- 1/18/10 - Winter storm hits Welsh-Ryan











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