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Homework beer is a priority; SOFO has no friends

2/1/12, 11:59 am

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After the buzz of Keg-related tweets, NU Twitter accounts are getting back to normal with procrastination, intoxication, mystification, and of course, Chet Haze-ification. See who’s chirping this week, after the jump.

You are probably not studying enough if you notice the change in logo and you are definitely not studying enough if you are tweeting about it. It’s midterms week, look at your life. Look at your choices.

Not to beat a dead horse here, but this just proves that revoking the Keg’s liquor license will do nothing to prevent Northwestern students from going buck wild on weeknights. Now, though, we’re on Simpson instead of Grove.

So many questions stemming from one normal sized tweet: Why is that corny? Why is Saturday Night Fever on Chet’s iPod in the first place? Why must “yo” start every one of his sentences? The world may never know.

I sincerely hope that “homework beers” will become the new MonKeg. Ultimate Frisbee knows what’s good.

The two exclamation points gives off the impression that Northwestern’s Student Organization Finance Office is a super fun and exciting place to be. The hashtag makes it worse than the moment when all of your friends get up at the same time and you’re eating alone.

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