Yes, we know, it's technically sparkling wine.
Photo: Derek Tam
When you’re staring into the crates of Andre in EV1, and you’re already nervous because you’re blond and the kid on your expired ID is a redhead, and you’re late, and you’re “oh-my-god maybe I should have pregamed the pregame, this is going to be so awkward” STOP. We have put together an absolutely uninformed and incomplete guide to buying Andre. Read it, and you will be prepared for any occasion. Prepared with the right flavor of cheap bubbly, I mean, not actual life skills. We don’t provide that here.
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