Robbery, Bible pushers, hipster glasses, oh my! Northwestern’s Twitter accounts were abuzz with everything from the mundane to the insane this week. Check out our favorites after the jump.
He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up. Okay, they’re just snatchin’ your smart phones on your porch or behind Cahn.
You mean you don’t just read the Chelsea Handler books in your free time?
I would love to, but lemme check my iCal. Oh good, I almost forgot, I have a panic attack scheduled for Thursday, so can we do this sometime afterward? We’ll have lots to chat about.
Wait, does this mean Chet is familiar with Mean Girls? So he really is a true connoisseur of culture.
Ew. Faux hipster lens-less glasses are so high school, and for people who are too cheap to shop at Urban.
Preach. I mean, seriously, who actually wants a pocket Bible on the way to class?
I’LL BE BACK SOON.
Also I hope not understanding Chet’s movie reference was ironic.
Dustin Hoffman <3