NU’s Twitter accounts were swimming in stereotypes this week: Frat stars tweet about actual brothels, sorostitutes scour campus for missing J.Crew orders, and Kellogg kids make a bad financial joke. At least Chet isn’t always so predictable.
Chet Haze: celebuspawn, pop rapper, and now good samaritan. You know what scares the shit out of us? Chet’s staying power. And of course his ability to tweet about life’s mundanities.
Like oh em gee, way to be stereotypical frat stars. But, “actual” brothels might add some spice to humdrum of the Ev.
#sororitygirlproblems. Enough said.
Why are people not talking about this more? “Angel” was THE song of elementary school. Come on Northwestern, it’s time to relive third grade.
If NU students made a map of Chicago, it would include three places: Belmont, Wicker Park and Michigan Avenue. All “downtown” of course.
We feel you, @KelloggCreepers. You want an intelligent guy with deep pockets who will just go “Dow”n on you. Two can play at this game.
