Spray on that fake tan and stick on those flippers (fake teeth for those not familiar with “Toddlers & Tiaras”), we’re going to a pageant. Well, not really a pageant, but the closest thing we have at Northwestern: Homecoming Royalty Court. A sash is a sash, right? In the celebration our favorite American pastime — the Miss America pageant — we decided to send our enterprising correspondent John Irvine to re-create the dreaded question-and-answer section. Check out the video here to see if these beauty queens royalty candidates end up with a Miss South Carolina moment or manage to slide by unscathed. And don’t forget to vote for your favorite Homecoming candidates here.
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Meet your 2011 Homecoming Court candidates
