Yikes, Bobb. God knows everyone’s heard the stories of what goes on in your showers, but this may be a little too scatological for even my unrefined taste. Someone’s been pooping in the third floor Bobb men’s showers, with at least four shitty surprises left for unsuspecting residents over the past week.
A Bobb CA addressed the issue in an email to third floor residents, stating plainly that “crapping in the showers needs to stop.” Good call. Maybe the past week’s just been rough on America’s fourth-biggest party dorm, since the email also takes aim at bathroom vandalism and the destruction of a water fountain—“Water fountains belong on a wall, not on the ground with water spewing all over the place,” per the email. Remember, Bobbers: It’s all fun and games until people start playing with poop and tearing down water fountains. Rage accordingly.
