This week’s Person You Ought to Know — an off-campus senior who’s obsessed with the game four square and used to get nightmares from children’s cartoon villain.
Senior | Comm | Off Campus
What’s your vice of choice?
Lately it’s been the children’s game four square. My roommates and I chalk off a court in the street in front of our house. We played at least two hours a day for the past couple of weeks.
Who is your mortal enemy?
Oh, wow. Mumm-ra from the “Thundercats.” I used to have nightmares about him when I was little.
What tops your hook up playlist?
The Black Keys “10 a.m. Automatic”
What’s your greatest irrational fear?
Recently, it’s been that I accidentially didn’t take enough credits to graduate. I called my degree auditor four times.
What’s the one place besides your room you go to be alone?
My house has this great porch on the third floor, so I go there. It’s just a really peaceful place to be.
How do you kick a hangover?
I chug water and eat greasy food — fried chicken if I can find it. Oh, and bananas are really important. They’re the most underrated hangover cure.
What tops your college bucket list?
I’m sure [Norris Director] Rick Thomas is going to kill me for saying this, but I would love to get on the roof of Norris.
If you could room with any fictional character, who would it be?
Bruce Wayne: He’s fabulously wealthy, incredibly smart, and he would always have your back in a fight.
What is the Tea Party?
A nice, strong cup of Earl Grey.
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you were 20?
I wanted to be a firefighter. I used to have a firefighters hat I wore everywhere. My dad had to drill hole in the top for ventilation because it was getting gross.
What’s your deal breaker?
Someone who doesn’t listen to the same kind of music as me.
What turns you on?
Wit.
You meet someone for the first time. What’s the first thing he/she can say/do to impress you?
Quote The Wire.
What’s your pet peeve?
Mass texts.
Who headlines your dream Dillo day?
No band screams Dillo Day more than the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’re fun and a little crazy.
Lol Barry McCardel. Asshole, or biggest asshole at Northwestern?