Photo: Courtesy of Rosalind Mowitt
This week’s person you ought to know—a freshman who appreciates educated references to “The Real Housewives” and wants to get kicked out of the Keg before she graduates.
Freshman | Weinberg | PARC
What’s your vice of choice?
“Flavor of Love.” I was there when Pumpkin spit on New York.
What do you go downtown for?
To go shopping and get out of Evanston because it’s kind of monotonous and claustrophobic.
Who is your mortal enemy?
Hot cookie bar.
What tops your hook up playlist?
“Shake” by Jesse McCartney. If you haven’t seen the, watch it now.
How do you kick a hangover?
Lots of Wheat Thins.
What tops your college bucket list?
If I don’t start a scene and get kicked out of The Keg at some point, I haven’t tried hard enough.
If you could room with any fictional character, who would it be?
Ferris Bueller. I actually wrote my college essay about Ferris Bueller.
Who do you think Northwestern’s biggest campus celebrity is?
Morty Schapiro. He’s beyond the realm of celebrity. He’s a deity, god-like, and a celebrity. Morty is all of the above.
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you were 20?
Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
What’s your deal breaker?
Nature. I don’t do nature. Animals, bugs, lack of indoor plumbing, just can’t do it.
You meet someone for the first time. What’s the first thing he/she can say/do to
impress you?
Make any educated reference to the Real Housewives series.
What’s your pet peeve?
People who walk really slow down the sidewalks right in the middle. I don’t have time for that shit.
Who headlines your dream Dillo Day?
Ke$ha. I appreciate how she’s brought hot mess to the level of art form.
If you could change one thing you did in the past year, what would it be?
Not fail econ.
This girl sounds awesome!
So…holy shit.
I’m sitting here eating Wheat Thins, thinking about how pissed off I am at the bitches who loiter down Sheridan Rd like they don’t have shit to do with their lives and all of a sudden I stumble on this story.
My biggest fear fall quarter was failing econ.
I must meet this girl! xo