This week’s person you ought to know—a McCormick senior and frisbee house resident who regrets his naked run and can’t hook up to songs with lyrics
Senior | McCormick | Frisbee House
How do you kick a hangover?
I drink a lot of water before bed, drink another Nalgene of water when I wake up, fall asleep for an hour, wake up and then start moving. And eat bacon. Bacon’s important.
What tops your hook up playlist?
I have a techno-electronica Pandora station that I like. Nothing with too many words, otherwise it gets weird. Then the lyrics start going and you kind of want to sing along, but you probably shouldn’t.
If you could room with any fictional character, who would it be?
Abed, from Community.
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you were 20?
When I was five, I probably wanted to build roller coasters… I was a realistic kid.
What turns you on? What’s a deal breaker?
A dealbreaker would be anyone who talks in excessive shorthand. Turn ons: A girl who can hold a good conversation — talk about something that’s interesting to them — and a girl who’s active and fit is very attractive.
Who headlines your dream Dillo Day?
Considering that I don’t remember my Dillo Days, my dream Dillo Day would probably include Nelly, Regina Spektor, and Super Mash Bros.
Who’s the hottest professor at Northwestern?
My current Intro to Buddhism professor, Professor Sarah Jacoby.
Which teen idol are you smitten with?
Miley Cyrus, for sure.
If you could change one thing you did in the past year, what would it be?
Getting caught on a naked run by the cops.
Describe your hidden talent.
I’m really good at building stuff in the shop. I build a stadium seat in here, and my friends and I built the famous Frisbee House Wheel my freshman year. Also, I’m really good at mental math.
What invention would the world be better off without, and why?
Blue raspberry flavoring—it’s terrible.
You switch places with Morty for a day. What’s at the top of your to-do list?
Add a bar to Norris and keep Norris open 24/7. The bar would close at 4.
If you could balance on a tightrope, over what landscape would you walk?
The Floating Mountains of Pandora.
What does your drink of choice say about your personality?
Long Island Iced Tea: It says, “when I want to get drunk, go big or go home.”
