This week’s person you ought to know—a Comm junior who spends too much time playing the Sims and wishes she could get in a drunken girl fight before she finishes college.
What’s your vice of choice?
I play the Sims a lot. Like a LOT.
Who is your mortal enemy?
Abby Elliot. She’s the youngest member of SNL, and she only got it because her dad works for SNL. She’s not funny. She’s only 23. What a bitch.
What’s your greatest irrational fear?
Emotion. I hate being hugged. It’s because I can be really sweaty.
How do you kick a hangover?
Sleeping and water and 30 Rock.
What tops your college bucket list?
I wanna punch a girl in the face. I feel like only in college is that acceptable. I just really want to get in a drunken fight.
If you could room with any fictional character, who would it be?
Ariel because she seems like a really big slut. That red hair, slut. C’mon.
Who do you think Northwestern’s biggest campus celebrity is?
I’m gonna say Chet Haze for better or for worse, and then me—a close second.
What do you read for pleasure?
Twilight, and I’m proud of it.
What is the Tea Party?
Something really dirty, like an S&M late night party.
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you were 20?
I always wanted to be an actress, but then puberty hit.
What’s your deal breaker?
If you don’t know who Tina Fey is. My Twitter used to say, ‘I’m the black Tina Fey.’ She’s my hero.
What turns you on?
Runner’s legs. Really lean, muscle legs, but not chunky muscle. Mmmm, delicious.
You meet someone for the first time. What’s the first thing he/she can say/do to
impress you?
Usually a quote from Mean Girls, 30 Rock or a John Hughes film.
What’s your pet peeve?
I really hate birthday girls.
Who headlines your dream Dillo day?
Kanye West. I don’t care how crazy he gets, he’ll always top my list.
If you could change one thing you did in the past year, what would it be?
Gone Greek Night. That’s all I’m going to say. Well, it involved some touching of nipples.
one of the most annoying people in the world
This girl seems ridiculously obnoxious
Both comments are very accurate