This week’s person you ought to know—a senior who hopes the Mayans were right about 2012 and would save the Keg if given the power to be Morty for a day.
Senior | Comm Studies | Off Campus
When you were 5, what did you want to be when you were 20?
I think I just wanted to be as cool as my favorite babysitter at the time. She had a buzz cut.
What’s your pet peeve?
When people ask me questions that they could just look up the answer to themselves.
Who headlines your dream Dillo Day?
Being on Mayfest, I have so many dream headliners, but I guess a true dream headliner would be Beyoncé.
What is your favorite expletive, and why?
I really like a good Southern “God Damn” because I like the Southernness that comes out.
What are your plans for December 21, 2012?
Honestly, I kind of hope the Mayans were right so I only have to be unemployed for six months after graduation.
You switch places with Morty for a day. What’s at the top of your to-do list?
I’d save the Keg!
What’s your favorite stress food?
Last finals week, I went to Chipotle everyday. I don’t even like Chipotle, I just love burritos.
Give us your thoughts on Sperry Top-Siders, Hunter boots, and Longchamp totes.
I feel like if I had a Longchamp, I’d get a job.
If you could balance on a tightrope, over what landscape would you walk?
The spires at the top of the Sears Tower, but I’d probably be blown away.
Make a bold prediction.
Ski goggles will become an acceptable thing to wear around campus.
What does your drink of choice say about your personality?
The fact that I like beer has shown that I have matured from my eight-shots-before-the-Keg days sophomore year.
Which song has the most number of plays in your iTunes library?
I have terrible taste in music. There’s a song by Ke$ha called “Party at a Rich Dude’s House” that is definitely in my Top 25.
Janna ftw!