This weeks Person You Ought to Know—A comm soph that wants to go on a dinner date with Morty (but really, don’t we all, secretly?) and holds a grudge against Glitterwolf.
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NU’s burgeoning music/rap scene: Yes or No?
Yes. It’s really good to see that Chet is doing something. I’m in the theater community and he hasn’t been in any shows or anything. It’s good to see he’s making something of himself.
Who is your mortal enemy?
I would say Colin Brazeau, cause he hasn’t accepted my friend request on Facebook.
What tops your hook up playlist?
“This Bitter Earth” from Shutter Island. It’s kind of dark, but it’s great.
What tops your college bucket list?
Having a dinner date with Morty Schapiro.
If you could room with any fictional character, who would it be?
He-who-shall-not-be-named. And I’m not talking about Voldemort.
Who are you talking about?
I can’t tell you.
Who do you think Northwestern’s biggest campus celebrity is?
Selena Gomez, who has yet to arrive.
What do you read for pleasure?
Foursquare.
You meet someone for the first time. What’s the first thing he/she can say/do to
impress you?
They have to say, “Hello, my name is Jesse Greenwald.” That’s a person I’ve had a crush on my entire life.
What’s your pet peeve?
Arrogance and glasses.
Who headlines your dream Dillo day?
Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.
If you could change one thing you did in the past year, what would it be?
I should not have chosen an apartment next to a deaf man who thinks there is an earthquake whenever I have a party.
An earlier version of this misspelled ‘Jesse Greenwald.’ NU Intel is sorry, especially to anybody who previously tried to Facebook stalk him and failed.
I hate theater at this school but Desiree is the shit. go Nu intel for interviewing such a bamf