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Why Chet should stop spamming class listservs
Hello Chester M. Hanks aka Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze,
Ok so you thought we wouldn’t catch on to this little scheme, and we almost didn’t, but then we did. Find out more, after the jump. more 
Update: Charges against SafeRide driver dropped
Updated 4/10/12, 10:00 a.m. According to EPD Communications Coordinator Perry Polinski, the charges against Johnson of giving or selling liquor to a minor have been dismissed. Vice President of University Relations Al Cubbage further confirmed that prior to this incident SafeRide did not have a policy regarding alcohol in vehicles. They currently still allow drivers to use the cars on breaks. Johnson is no longer affiliated with SafeRide. (Reporting by Shiraz Ahmed, Jeffrey Cattel) See past updates on this story, after the jump. more
Why Delta Tau Delta should stop calling me
Colonizing a frat is hard. We get it. You’ve got new members to recruit, a house to move into, and hoops to jump through. That being said, DTD needs to stop blowing up my phone. Find out why, after the jump. more
Glitter Wolf leaves campus, heads to New York
We knew it was too good to last. Northwestern’s most enigmatic mini celebrity, Glitter Wolf, has vanished from campus and updated his FB status to New York, New York. After his epiphany to drop the viola and tackle the world’s troubles with an economics major, did Glitter decide to put his modeling powers to use for good? Members of Jones said farewell to their potential claim to fame, and he packed his things and moved out. In not-so-celebrity fashion, Glitter made his exit nothing less than arcane. And you had us fooled with your sudden burst onto the off-campus party scene this spring! Oh well. Some stars are just too bright to be bothered with books.
