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Intel readers want sex, Kim Kardashian for Dillo Day
In the last installment of our weekly poll, we asked you to tell us your Dillo Day desires. Surprise, surprise, they aren’t that different from your real-life desires. It’s all about sex, baby. Mayfest, take note. The graphic, after the jump. more 
Intel readers would hide from Feds in really obvious places
While most of the campus was still riding high off of Osama bin Laden’s death, we asked readers: If you were on the run from the Feds, where would you hide? Check out all of your (really obvious) ideal hiding places, after the jump. more
Readers name their derby horses after Northwestern scandals, regular people
If you name a horse Fucksaw, it just has to be a winner, right? Surely that has to better than “Horse” or “Frank.” But maybe not, according to y’all. Last week we asked readers what they would name their own Kentucky Derby horse, and the answers ranged from the bizarre (“robotic pirate monkey”) to the classic (“Princess Rosa”) to the B-list campus celebrity. The full graphic list, after the jump. All we know is that we wouldn’t mind crossing the finish line by riding “Sexytimes at Northwestern.” more
Readers want Chet Haze, Judas as next Waa-Mu theme
Since Waa-Mu—Northwestern’s musical of epic proportions—is student-written anyway, we would like to offer some suggestions. So we asked our readers to tell us what next year’s theme should be. Your suggestions? Mostly terrifying. Based on your answers, we’ve cobbled together the synopsis for next year’s show, after the jump. more
Intel readers want better meal plans, Carrie Underwood from new ASG prez
Last week we asked you what you want from ASG President-Elect Austin Young. And, boy, did you tell us. Or else you continued to confuse our question submission box with the search box. See the graphic after the jump. more
ASG Elections, Sex Week, Girl Talk—our usually ho-hum campus was aflutter with activity this week. So naturally we asked Intel readers what they’d pick. What topped readers’ lists? Sex, of course. Check out the full results after the jump more
Who you want for commencement if Colbert drops out
The university announced last week that the great Stephen Colbert will be this year’s commencement speaker. But what if he pulls an Amanpour? Who would the university have to bring in to appease the angry masses? more
Take our state of ASG 2010 poll
Reader, we need you. After the jump, a quick survey of student sentiment toward ASG. It won’t take long, but it will help us with some long-term features we’re developing. We’d really appreciate your input. more
