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These Sex Week ratings let you know where to climax
You’ve surely seen the posters with the catch phrase “Are You Coming?” littered throughout campus. Well, Sex Week is finally upon us. And with so many events to choose from, we took the time to comb through the week’s offerings to determine what events will be a tease or leave you hot and bothered. Check out the ratings on a 1-10 scale after the jump more 
The best places to drink with your parents and keep it (sort of) classy
Oh shit, your parents are coming into town. Are you gonna play it Animal House style or will you attempt to hide the handles of vodka stockpiled against your windowsill? nuCuisine will undoubtedly be kissing your parents’ bottoms by feeding them some T-bone steaks while you look around bewildered for your standard, rock-hard meatloaf. So we took it upon ourselves to offer ways to mix components of collegiate drinking to your parents’ tour of NU—it’s up to you to decide the ratio of nasty and classy. more
Spring sorority event ratings
From themed date parties to minor slip-ups like “Rushed,” sororities at Northwestern are really the gift that keeps on giving. And they take giving seriously, too, with philanthropy fundraiser events that seem to always be disguised by copious amounts of food—whether eaten or played with in a food fight-like fashion. And Spring Quarter is littered with these philanthropy events, so we decided to create our own completely unscientific rating system to measure how philanthropic each event truly is. Our results after the jump. more
